The Irish Rovers - No More Bread And Butter lyrics

I went to the doctor for my yearly review I knew I might be over by a pound or two But when I took my clothes off and stepped up on the scale The doctor looked at me and he said you FAIL. No more bread and bu*ter, no more pizza and beer No spaghetti and meat balls, I hope I made myself clear. Good-bye to lasagna, farewell burgers and fries Arrive derci pasta, no more Baked Alaska 'til 1995 He said my body realy was a hell of a mess he'd like me to wieht about 50 pdns less Start some exercising, look out for your heart There's no time like the present for you to starts No more bread and bu*ter, no more pizza and beer No spaghetti and meat balls, I hope I made myself clear. Good-bye to lasagna, farewell burgers and fries Arrive derci pasta, no more Baked Alaska 'til 1995 I thought that losing weight would just be a breeze Carrot sticks and lettuce and some cottage cheese But eating rabbit food couldn't make me forsake That burning desire for a big t-bone steak. Well, I lasted a week, but I can't take it no more My knees are shaking and my head is sore My poor old tummy makes a horrible sound I think im going to treat it to a night on the town. But he said.... No more bread and bu*ter, no more pizza and beer No spaghetti and meat balls, I hope I made myself clear. Good-bye to lasagna, farewell burgers and fries Arrive derci pasta, no more Baked Alaska 'til 1995 No more bread and bu*ter, no more pizza and beer No spaghetti and meat balls, I hope I made myself clear. No more bread and bu*ter, no more pizza and beer No spaghetti and meat balls, I hope I made myself clear. No more bread and bu*ter, no more pizza and beer No spaghetti and meat balls