The Irish Descendants - Never Been there Before lyrics

She'd never been there before She'd never been there before A young man asked her recently To come and sit upon his knee He tickled her in the ribs And he filled her with delight She'd never been there before But now she goes there every night Me sister Sue was always such a silly little goon She never really understood the proper way to swoon A young man asked her recently to sit upon his knee When she at last consented she behaved so bashfully She'd never been there before She'd never been there before She seemed so proud when Mr Brown Began to bounce her up and down He tickled her in the ribs And he thrilled her with delight She'd never been there before But now she goes there every night A friend of mine whose husband was a stingy little man Resolved herself to work upon a good old fashion plan While Willy was sleeping fast that night she said I'll take a chance Got out of bed and dove into the pockets of Willy's pants She'd never been there before She'd never been there before But she was awful pleased to see That Willy was sleeping peacefully She only took half a buck And it filled her with delight She'd never been there before But now she goes there every night One night a burly policeman was walking on his beat He happened to shine his flashlight in the alley down the street The cook was standing in the door she said oh deary me I feel so terrible lonesome will you keep me company He'd never been there before He'd never been there before He gave the cook a regular treat Along with a lovely roast of meat He tickled her in the ribs And he filled her with delight She'd never been there before But now she goes there every night