The Ill-Fitting Garibaldis - Rory's Mighty Sword lyrics

Rory Mcbu*t Met a man called 'Randy' Randy Randy he was called Randy was handy With his hands He laid them on Rory Rory Mcbu*t He fell in love with Randy Randy had a sister His sister was Mandy Mandy fell in love With Steve Mandy and Steve Mandy and Steve! Rory! He pulled out his mighty sword And slayed the beast And Rory he stuck his sword inside And stabbed him - stabbed him - stabbed him 'Ahhh' the beast did scream He screamed like a whale But Rory had slayed it Rory and Randy's Fantasy land Steve (Rob) And Mandy And Randy And Rory Went to the beach They went to the beach They got out their swords Swung them around And then Randy and Rory They went on To Balamory A fantasy land That they'd heard of They told fun stories They told fun stories Rory pulled out his mighty sword And slayed the witch And then Randy pulled out his mighty sword And stuck it in Rory Oh! Yes it was a ma**ive love-in And then Steve and Mandy made love