The Ill-Fitting Garibaldis - Spread The News lyrics

A man walks down a corridor No-one knows his name All around people bustle for The kick-off of the game Strolling down this corridor Two people he meets Brushing them accidentally He drops down to his feet Sound the news! News spreads from the corridor A media rush ensues Who was this man, what did he want? “We have the breaking news” Police had blocked the entrance Word of mouth had travelled far The stranger was a stranger no more He'd become a film star Russell Crowe? Spread the news! Next day, the World wakes in shock “Murdered film star” headlines Conspiracies and tributes Who did this heinous crime? A man dies in a corridor Propelled to worldwide fame In all this media confusion We'll never know his name