The Ill-Fitting Garibaldis - Lawless In Lampasas (Sexy Texans) lyrics

The place Lampasas County, Texas USA It was January 1873 Sheriff Shadrick Denson took the brothers Wash and Mark Both friends of the Horrell family The Horrell's-got-mad and took out, vengeance for themselves Govener Davis called for help aloud Too late for Denson, now dead on the fields And the Horrell's nowhere to be found USA!!! USA!!! USA!!! USA!!! USA!!! USA!!! Where else can you mix guns and beer? Gotta be the USA! The place Lampasa County, Texas USA Now in March of 1873 Bill Bowen got arrested, for being armed to the teeth Lucky for him he knew the Horrell family The saloon was empty, Jimmy Buffett was in town When John 'Pinky' Higgins downed his seventh beer He exited to the main street, where stood Tom and Mart They raised their guns and shot mercilessly USA!!! USA!!! USA!!! USA!!! USA!!! USA!!! Where else can you mix guns and beer? Gotta be the USA!