The Ill-Fitting Garibaldis - Exclaimed Clarissa lyrics

Oh that's an alarming-ly Small set of pants you're wearing Exclaimed Clarissa She was worried As I answered the door I was wearing Not a lot more Than, a small pair of Y-fronts She was alarmed But can you blame her? Can you blame her? As an exceptionally attractive man Answers the door in his underpants It was not was she was expecting Especially because Clarissa was The old lady next door