The Ill-Fitting Garibaldis - Single On Valentine's Day lyrics

There is one thing you are telling me I don't believe is true See we all have our issues and my issue is you You told me that your daddy did not want me around you So your creaking out at night at the age of thirty-two You lean into my ear You whisper that you love me To my surprise I stand aghast! This hasn't happened to me in the past And still I don't believe it's true And to make things worse: I don't love you! But still you lean into my ear You whisper that you love me Now I'm totally freaked out! Nothing to do but run and shout You think it's joy: it's really not It's getting hard 'cause the weather's hot Now you're shouting over to me Screaming out-loud that you love me Shame for you you can't get near me I'm thanking God your wheelchair's faulty It's not the fact you're two-foot-two It's not the lazy eye or your orthopaedic shoes It's not your crazy bouts of sadness But it could possibly be the madness Your musky smell is not the problem And that claw hand's fine by me It's not the sporadic bursts of anger That put me off getting close to you Your colostemy bag can be off putting Your scurvy and the rickets too Your bottled gla**es are a little dated But more than anything - girl, I don't love you