The Ill-Fitting Garibaldis - Dios Constribulartis lyrics

'Ich denke, da** ich ein Darmproblem' The officer said to me I reeled back from the hurricane When it pa**ed me, eye to eye. 'Ich werde Sie wissen machen, wo ich einer Toilette finden kann' It screamed in my face I suddenly became overcome by the officer Entering me. As he saw you, he also saw them I know how it was, how he's feeling I reeled back dizzy and blinded More hurt than I had ever been 'Bitte leiten Sie mich zu einem Eimer oder einem Brunnen' I felt I really needed it I now knew What he was shouting about The feeling was atrocious. Ich denke, da** ich meine Höschen verschmutzen darf, wenn Sie direkt mich jetzt angezogen haben I screamed in the child's face. He reeled back in the corner Where he died a bloody d**h As he saw you, he also saw them I know how it was, how he's feeling I reeled back dizzy and blinded More hurt than I had ever been I got AIDS and died that day As a punishment for my cubicle sins "Listen to the story Learn from my mistakes Don't die eating chicken It's not very nice… apparently… Corned beef, it's a fad But not a very nice one Did I mention I'm a vegetarian? Corn on the cob? Yes please s** my Picklesworth We hate you Dave… we love you Rob" As he saw you, he also saw them I know how it was, how he's feeling I reeled back dizzy and blinded More hurt than I had ever been I got AIDS and died that day As a punishment for my cubicle sins As a punishment… for my cubicle sins s** my Picklesworth