The Ill-Fitting Garibaldis - Ashes (The Cricket Song) lyrics

Wake up early, I've got a plan Cook the breakfast, burnt the toast Put on my trousers and have a shave Check the mailbox but the post hasn't come And I'm sitting here waiting for the postman The Cricket is on and the sun is out I've got a busy day ahead, but I'm feeling o.k Does it matter if I miss another day? Enter the kitchen, put on a brew Crack on the telly, let's see what I've missed A wicket is gone, another one down The team all appeal, the umpire frowns Bumble is pissed cos' England are sh** But hawkeye didn't notice it And I'm sitting here waiting for the postman The Cricket is on and the sun is out I've got a busy day ahead, but I'm feeling o.k Does it matter if I miss another day? The day has pa**ed by, I'm still in this chair Stretch my legs, put on some soup Sixty for six and tea-time is called Post still not here, I'm rather appalled Spill soup on my shirt, trip on the step "f**ing hell, that bloody hurt, twatting step" And I'm sitting here waiting for the postman The Cricket is on and the sun is out I've got a busy day ahead, but I'm feeling o.k Does it matter if I miss another day? And I'm sitting here ankle throbbing endlessly The post hasn't come and the sun's gone down This days got sh**, no longer do I feel o.k Does it matter if I miss another day?