The Ill-Fitting Garibaldis - Problems (Also Featuring Other Problems) lyrics

My father is my uncle My mother is my son Growing up in a circus God I'm so depressed Still it could be worse I should be living in zoo I could be fighting kangaroo's I should be throwing my own poo I could have AIDS or BSE I could be living in a shoe I could be selling myself to Jews Oh wait, this stuff I already do… A sister with a goatee A brother with breasts What's going on here? Think it must be incest