The Ill-Fitting Garibaldis - An Exploration Into Space & Time (The Vegetable Song) lyrics

An exploration into time and space Vegetables survive as the only race Dressed as carrot I storm their base The turnips defend armed with mace An underground war fought by garlic Mayonnaise dressing holds the barrier The city walls made of bricks Cannot hold back our army of hicks With the hillbillies we unite Our spaceship lands, we doth fight Vegetable armies control the land Our main weapon a frying pan Got some oil, ready to cook But I'll to refer to my recipe book I glance the pages as the aubergine marches It's too late, they stab me millions of times I'm dying I'm dying I'm dying… Sagittarius! Sagittarius! Sagittarius! Sagittarius! I wake up in the departure lounge Our flight to Bosnia has been ground I call for Steve, he's on the loo You'll never guess what he's doing I shout for him, the plane's going to go! “Go away Rory…!!!” Indeed he's right, the plane we miss Turn's out all he needed was to piss “Then what were you doing?” I ask him aloud “Squeezing for no reason, no I am not proud” Okay that's it… we're boarding the plane now…