The Hoosiers - The Secret To Happiness lyrics

Tickets for the seminar were selling out Despite the astronomical prices And the king of the day was the ticket tout Who was sharp enough to see the potential For a world changing seminar, the trick to life The answer to all of your woes I’m selling the secret to happiness Get in line, don’t hold your breath Nothing comes without a price So place your bets now Selling the secret to happiness Guaranteed till your last breath Nothing comes without a price So take your chances Some say they’ve stood in line for nigh on twenty years Sustained by a hope that it’ll be worth it In a flash their cash simply disappears And so it goes with the weight on their shoulders The lecture of a lifetime, the trick to life It’s time to move on with the show I’m selling the secret to happiness Get in line, don’t hold your breath Nothing comes without a price So place your bets now Selling the secret to happiness Guaranteed till your last breath Nothing comes without a price So take your chances Don’t follow the SOS ’cause you’re not yourself when you’re in distress Don’t lose sight of the happiness it’ll come to you when you come rest Don’t follow the SOS ’cause you’re not yourself when you’re in distress Don’t lose sight of the happiness it’ll come to you when you come rest I’m selling the secret to happiness Get in line, don’t hold your breath Nothing comes without a price So place your bets now Selling the secret to happiness Guaranteed till your last breath Nothing comes without a price So take your chances