The Hell - I've Never Seen a Jackal on the 142 lyrics

Tip your f**ing Stetson to this Yeah we just dropped a dose of that southern sh** To f** you c*nts in your fake f**ing cobra pits You live in Tring, drive a 1.2 And I've never seen a jackal on the 1-4-f**ing-2 All you phony f**ing cowboy scum You phony f**ing dicks You live in Milton Keynes With your mum and your dad and your gran (Your stupid f**ing gran) But judging by your f**ing band There's a snake in your boots Moonshine in your hand No, I've never seen a jackal on the 1-4-2 And I've only seen a vulture in the f**ing zoo c*nt Pick it back up You really need to get over it It was dead ten years ago You should get a f**ing clue These southern rock revival pricks You missed your f**ing boat You live in Golders Green With your mum and your dad and your gran (Your dirty f**ing gran) But judging by your f**ing band There's a snake in your boots Moonshine in your hand All you phony f**ing cowboy scum You phony f**ing dicks I've never seen a buzzard in the f**ing moon And nor have you