The HeeBeeGeeBees - Too Depressed To Commit Suicide by The PeeCees lyrics

What a dreary life this is Teaching Feel like a peach melba without a Peach in I was so depressed I started Screeching Feel like Debbie Harry's hair without the Bleach in Telling kids to keep down the noise Are you surprised I lost my voice Guess I chose the wrong career Like the Dane in that book by Shakespeare To be To be or To be or yo-yo-yo I'm go I'm going I'm going ga ga go I'm so I'm so in I'm so in pain inside I'm too I'm too de Too depressed to commit Suicide yo yo yo I'm too depressed to commit suicide "Couldn't you fix that sink some other time?" When I go home I waste my time Markin' Hate to watch the news read by Leonard Parkin If I were I dog I'd really be Barkin' Instead I'll look for some pool with a Shark in But then suicide's a crime Don't want to waste the police's time Just quietly do myself in Like the guy in that book by Solzhenitsyn Archi Archipel Archipela-go-go-go Ga ga Ga ga go Ga ga ga Yo yo yo I'm so I'm so in I'm so in pain inside I'm too I'm too de Too depressed to commit Suicide yo yo yo I'm too depressed to commit suicide Too depressed to commit suicide Too depressed to inject cyanide Nooses ice-cubes gas insecticide Razors blunt so I'll drink pesticide Too depressed to commit suicide Too depressed to commit suicide Too...