The Gregory Brothers - Taxi Dave Song- You Know Who I Am lyrics

[Intro: Taxi Dave] Hi, I'm Taxi Dave I wanna invite you to come visit Sacramento, uh, California Cuz, uh, we've even added new bars, nightclubs, hotels, restaurants (food) And there's a lot of tourism, it's the state capital (uh-huh) Um, museums like art, history, and transportation [Chorus: Taxi Dave] Yeah, uh-huh You know who I am I'm Taxi Dave, Taxi Dave In my black and yellow, black and yellow cab You know who I am And everything I do I do is big In my black and yellow cab [Verse 1: Taxi Dave] Now my cab looks unapproachable (unapproachable) It's safe, it's mean, and it's super clean And you wanna ride with me because I'm the big cat (Hold up, who's the big cat?) I-I-I'm the big cat. (Yeah!) I'll be behind the wheel of my yellow cab Singing it and snapping it and that's that (that's that) Got a call from a customer - this just in They need a pick up at the Holiday Inn (Oh!) [Chorus] [Verse 2: Michael Gregory (Schmoyoho)] Schmo - schmo - schmoyoho Let's slow down for the ladies Who's about to guide through a magical land Like Peter Pan, to the club, to the art museum? And who's about to give you the wisdom you need Your own Socrates on the ride to the Hyatt Regency? Keep him on speed dial When you're ten drinks in You could travel in style 'Stead of a drunk friend He'll suggest cuisine for your supper And discuss the Renaissance like a boss mother foo Excuse my language I got in with the shawty About to take her back to my place Dave recommended we the local theater's new space Girl, I promise I'mma let you finish another night But Hamlet had the greatest climax of all time (Oh!) [Chorus x2]