The Gregory Brothers - Final debate songified lyrics

Two men enter and two men shall leave But each must answer now my questions three Preekotos omnipitos romneytos schieffertos freetos obamatos How could we ship jobs to Shanghai When america invented the chicken pot pie We have brought cases against China for violating trade rules We are going to insist that China plays by the same rules They're hacking into our computers Counterfeiting our goods, stealing our intellectual property Our patents, our designs China's a potential partner if it's following the rules We wanted to trade with them But you gotta play by the rules Now that we're finally bringing troops home Won't the afghans be lonely when they're all alone When afghans are perfectly capable of defending their own country There's no reason why Americans should die The Taliban they're gonna come rushing back in when we go The afghan forces have to be able to provide security Why should you run the show We decimated Al-Qaeda's core Tell us cause we need to know I want to bring jobs back to our shores Two more weeks until we vote We need to have strong allies Who can really run the show My strategy's to go after the bad guys Is the threat from Iran getting overblown? Or should I use my Xbox to bomb them with drones? Their economy is in shambles We organized the strongest sanctions in history Crippling sanctions do work You're seeing it now I'm glad Romney agrees They wanna see Israel wiped off the map If Israel's attacked, we have their back Israel's a true friend America will stand with them Should we increase our military size So we can keep k**ing every single bad guy Our navy is smaller now than any time since 1917 I want to make sure that we have the ships That are required by our navy You mentioned that we have fewer ships We also have fewer horses and bayonets Because our military's changed Why should you run the show We decimated Al-Qaeda's core Tell us cause we need to know I want to bring jobs back to our shores Two more weeks until we vote We need to have strong allies Who can really run the show My strategy's to go after the bad guys Schieffer out, now I'm bout to go home Been a long day, so it's time to get my drank on Ninety minutes I've been spittin' bout our foreign policy Ninety minutes I'll be sippin' on a gla** of Hennessy Let me leave you with a thought from my mom Go out and vote, makes you feel big and strong