The Gregory Brothers - Drunk Frat Boy lyrics

[Ryan Lochte:] I want to be a role model for those little kids. [Matt Lauer:] That's some dumb sh** SONGIFY THIS [Ryan Lochte:] I know. THIS IS A FANTASTICAL, FICTIONAL MUSICAL PERFORMANCE AND IS NOT INTENDED TO REPRESENT THE ORIGINAL INTERVIEW ACCURATELY — THAT WOULD BREAK THE ANCIENT CODE OF SILLINESS. IN ACTUALITY, NO ONE SANG, PLAYED CELLO, CLAPPED, OR SAID ANYTHING LIKE THAT IS SOME DUMB sh*t, ALTHOUGH THEY MAY HAVE CONSIDERED DOING ANY OF ALL OF THOSE THINGS. IF THIS IS TOO MUCH TO BEAR, QUITE LIKE THE NA'VI WORLD OF PANDORA NOT BEING REAL, WE OFFER OUR SINCEREST CONDOLENCES. PEOPLE CAN SEE IT IN MANY DIFFERENT DIRECTIONS ALL WE KNOW IS THERE WAS A GUN THAT'S DUMB THERE WAS A GUN THAT'S DUMB THERE WAS A GUN THAT'S DUMB WERE YOU ROBBED? I DON'T KNOW-ALL I KNOW IS I WAS A DRUNK FRAT BOY FOR ONE NIGHT (One Night) WHY'D YOU DO THAT I DON'T KNOW WHY (Know Why) I HAD TOO MUCH TO DRINK THE ENTIRE WORLD HAD TO WATCH THIS FOR THE LAST WEEK UNDER THAT INFLUENCE STILL INTOXICATED I THINK SO, I KNOW SO I OVEREXAGGERATED THESE TACTICS THESE SHENANIGANS I'M GONNA MAKE SURE THAT THIS NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK, YOU CAN'T REMEMBER IF YOU TRY (EVEN IF YOU TRY) WERE YOU PISSIN ON A BUSH OR WERE YOU FIGHTING A HUNDRED BAD GUYS (OR BOTH) RYAN LIED THERE WAS NO PULL OVER HE LIED IT WAS NOTHING HE LIED HE LEFT HIS TEAMMATES HANGING WHILE HE SKEDADDLED IN THE END, AL HE SHOULDN'T HAVE LIED TO HIS MOM HIS MOM HE'S A DRUNK FRAT BOY FOR ONE NIGHT (One Night) WHY'D YOU DO THAT I DON'T KNOW WHY (Know Why) I HAD TOO MUCH TO DRINK THE ENTIRE WORLD HAD TO WATCH THIS FOR THE LAST WEEK UNDER THAT INFLUENCE STILL INTOXICATED I THINK SO, I KNOW SO I OVEREXAGGERATED THESE TACTICS THESE SHENANIGANS I'M GONNA MAKE SURE THAT THIS NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN THESE TACTICS THESE SHENANIGANS I'M GONNA MAKE SURE THAT THIS NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN And that's some dumb sh**.