The Gregory Brothers - Confidence (How to s** but Make People Think You Are Great) lyrics

You s** so hard but you can still go far [Verse 1] Never was a confident girl 'Til I do the dancing 'front the bathroom mirror Yelled to myself, "You look f**ing fine" After a sip of Cognac or making eye contact [Verse 2] To people, to a cat, to a sofa yoga mat Taking your breath away 'cause I'm out in a park Everybody look at me when they do the squat 'Cause I look like a TVC when I eat Kit Kat [Verse 3] Do you, do you, do you, do you speak Vietnamese Hay là , hay là , em là má thắng cu tí? Geared up, a t-shirt saying "I can do this sh**" You know you gotta' fake it 'til you make it [Hook] You don't have to be good at what you do (don't matter) You just need confidence and the right squad to surround you Make sure to get the singer and the guy yelling (ho!) The lady on ba**, the six-pac fella Ooh, legendary status like Socrates Nobody sees your mediocrity [Rap 1] Guest artist number one Just tryna' stretch this to be a three minute song Contractual obligation Then the label can pay the radio the play this We pay them to keep us famous This could be the worst verse that you heard in your life It don't matter, my swagger distracts you Then they'll get the chorus right (yeah) I could rap about anything on the track You won't even notice that I'm describing a fungus on my back Spreads so fast, you can't stop this Fiery hotness in the tropics Now the singer's about the change the topic You can listen to the hook while I wash this [Hook] You don't have to be good at what you do (you s** so hard) You just need confidence and the right squad to surround you Make sure to get the singer and the guy yelling (ho!) The lady on ba**, the six-pac fella Ooh, legendary status like Socrates Nobody sees your mediocrity [Chorus] You can be (with some confidence) A legend like Socrates Nobody (it's just common sense) Is gonna' see your mediocrity You can be (with some confidence) A legend like Socrates Nobody (it's just common sense) Is gonna' see your mediocrity [Rap 2] Guest artist number two You never heard of me, son But I'm better than the others ones for some reason Have we made it to three minutes? (no) Let's talk about the weather, however long we need To get the verse finished Sometimes it's rainy, sometimes it's not Hmm, that's about all that I've got How was traffic today? (it was drastic, I'd say) Ooh, that sh** is cla**ic but hardly tragic (touché) Did you take Route 1? (yeah, I did) That's a true shame, when the 4-lane went to 2-lane Gave me more pain than a poo stain Made it to the bridge and my check is here Mic drop, record stop, best verse of the year [Bridge] They told us that we need a bridge So I'll just sing about some snacks, ooh yeah (No one listens to this part anyway) I like the cheesy ones I never read the depressing nutrition facts, no, nooo [Hook] You don't have to be good at what you do (your mom's ashamed) You just need confidence and the right squad to surround you Make sure to get the singer and the guy yelling (ho!) The lady on ba**, the six-pac fella Ooh, legendary status like Socrates Nobody sees your mediocrity [Chorus] You can be (with some confidence) A legend like Socrates Nobody (it's just common sense) Is gonna' see your mediocrity You can be (with some confidence) A legend like Socrates Nobody (it's just common sense) Is gonna' see your mediocrity