The Gothsicles - Mix This Song Into A23's "Maps Of Reality" lyrics

If you're gonna get paid For playing other people's music You'll probably wanna add some zing And here's one way to do it And I know that fancy mixing Doesn't always make a good DJ But still, my mom could put a CD in a deck And make it play "Maps of Reality" By Assemblage 23 Has the same BPM And is in the same key As the track which you are hearing now It's Beat Match 101 We'll synchronize The song's reprise And then we'll have some fun Because it's like a paint by numbers Except for the DJ booth Because a pause that lasts two seconds Just sounds sloppy and uncouth We'll make a beat match so precise You'll leave the dancefloor thunderstruck Because our mash-up will be organized And not just sheer (Shear?) luck "Maps of Reality" By Assemblage 23 Has the same BPM And is in the same key As the track which you are hearing now It's Beat Match 101 We'll synchronize The song's reprise And then we'll have some fun Because it's like a paint by numbers Except for the DJ booth Because a pause that lasts two seconds Just sounds sloppy and uncouth We'll make a beat match so precise You'll leave the dancefloor thunderstruck Because our mash-up will be organized And not just sheer (Shear?) luck "Maps of Reality" By Assemblage 23 Is the subject of this mix Because I think that song is neat So whoever's at the decks, Prepare to bring the real beat back And cue it up to 9.7 seconds into the track Because it's like a paint by numbers Except for the disc jockey 'Cause two shoes in a dryer Pisses off my Tamagotchi But train wrecks can be avoided And we're here to show you how So miss or mister DJ, Drop the beat... NOW Main synth in 5 4 3 2 And cue Tom's vocals We'll end this sh** when we reach the chorus