The Gothsicles - Hey, I've Got That Font lyrics

The boss isn't looking, so I use my screen For browsing an online music magazine And there I see a thing that I can't believe There are still band logos made with Ogilvie 'Cause me, I'm something of a typeface connoisseur I eat chicken Wingdings with my font du jour [tofu chicken] And I can spot your sh**ty fonts like a cheap toupee And still blow you away with my Arial display And when it comes to fonts, I annihilate And when I print my fonts, I always collate Some are narrow and condensed, others heavyweight And I'm more gothic than any Copperplate Hey, I've Got That Font And a full directory of all the TrueType you could want Hey, I've Got That Font They used Alleycat to advertise that local restaurant Hey, I've Got That Font With bolds and italics from here to Vermont Hey, I've Got That Font Creepygirl and Rockwell, I'm a f**in' font savant Hey Hey, I've Got That Font Hey Hey, I've Got That Font There are so many fonts that I recognize Zoom in all you want, they won't pixelize 'Cause I know the good sh** from the replicas I'll see you in Helvetica And then a big f**ing axe will cut off your hands You used to be serif, but now you're sans And I got plans to make that font used by Mickey D's I'll trace it out with the blood from where your hands used to be I customized a font so each serif ends in a hook But your custom font looks like gobbledygook And that's not Eras Lite but Eras Medium that you mistook And I'm more gothic than any Franklin Book Hey, I've Got That Font And a full directory of all the TrueType you could want Hey, I've Got That Font They used Alleycat to advertise that local restaurant Hey, I've Got That Font With bolds and italics from here to Vermont Hey, I've Got That Font Creepygirl and Rockwell, I'm a f**in' font savant Hey, I've Got That Font And a full directory of all the TrueType you could want Hey, I've Got That Font They used Alleycat to advertise that local restaurant Hey, I've Got That Font If there was a typeface army, then I'd be the commandant Hey, I've Got That Font I sell 'em to pay off my Mitsubishi Galant Hey Hey, I've Got That Font Hey Hey, I've Got That Font Morpheus Times New Roman Ultraworld Bookman Old Style Garamond Liquidism Comic, Bloody, Impact Verdana Goudy Stout Century Gothic Bauhaus Joystix Buffy Liquidism 2 Metal Lord Courier New