The Gothsicles - Eff the Sun lyrics

Like a corrupt data compiler We're gonna mess up that ball of fire Douse the power it requires Video games all day, no prior Kulcha was ever glare free Those little light bursts bouncing off the screen Annoying to the Nth degree That's why the sun is gonna get one toll free Bomb blast in the precise vicinity To nullify negative charge for all infinity Cascade effects, chain reactions Atomic level annihilation to Eff the sun Eff the sun Anti solar sentiment is nothing new But my ostentatious arguments necessitate review My chief argument is that the sun eats poo And all gets up in my eyes when I play Faxanadu And through a telescope I calculate The absolute destruction of all solar real estate And wait while the platform rises With more destructive force than eight Starship Enterprises But, crap, the hydraulics are broken Need to call tech support at the place I bought it from But the guy on the line is a freakin' jerk Man, I just need the lifting platform to work Reboot the machine, wait the for start up chimes Alright we're all good, now it's finally time Eternal darkness 'cause the sun's all charred Put the text of this song on a V:TES card Eff the sun Eff the sun Eff the sun Eff the sun Eff the sun Eff the sun Eff the sun Eff the sun Eff the sun Eff the sun