The Gothsicles - Amphibious Trigonometry (Soggy Potato Chips remix) lyrics

Monster school student bodies always seem to be diverse With like a mummy and a zombie and a demon student nurse And a mortician bus driver 'cause the bus is a hearse But one type of monster always has it the worst 'Cause the werewolf guy's gig is to howl at the moon And the vampire kid can make the ladies swoon But you'll always wait for 3 in the afternoon If you're the fish kid from the Black Lagoon 'Cause you need Water to breathe Can't take French 3 Amphibiously Were you a zombie fish boy Well then I 'spose it wouldn't matter As the undead do not require a breathing apparatus But I've never seen a revenant complete a swan dive Fish men may be monsters, but they're clearly alive Can't be a football star like Frankenstein The impact would surely crack your fragile spines Can't be in the school play with the opera phantom nerds 'Cause your aquatic vocal chords can't ennuciate words Can't get a steady girl or friend with benefits 'Cause no lady likes a guy who's been a fish But as marine-based life, you can still take pride In fearing no swirly or bubbler ride 'Cause you need Water to breathe Can't take Trigonometry Amphibiously 1-2-3 Were you a zombie fish boy Well then I 'spose it wouldn't matter As the undead do not require a breathing apparatus But I've never seen a revenant complete a swan dive Fish men may be monsters, but they're clearly alive And I'm glad they're not zombies For I confess That I'm WAY DONE WITH ZOMBIES But I digress The point is that school will make you depressed If you've got gills on your face and scales on your chest