The Gothic Archies - We Are The Gothic Archies lyrics

We are The Gothic Archies (Archies) d**h, Tentacles and Pip Be sure to buy a record And don't forget to tip The Gothic Archies are we With whom you should not mess The apogee and zenith Of gothicarchieness We are The Gothic Archies (Archies) d**h, Tentacles and Pip Be sure to buy a T-shirt And then you will be hip Are The Gothic Archies we? Oh, are we ever they In fact, it is a mystery How anyone could say We're not The Gothic Archies (Archies) Pip, Tentacles, and d**h We love to k** such people By squeezing out their breath Are we The Gothic Archies? Be careful what you say (You are The Gothic Archies) (Ta-ra-raboom-de-ray) Oh, the archiesway othicgay ethay Areway eway; Illiantbray yricistslay An'tcay ouyay eesay? Though gothic we are Archie (Archie) Though archie we are goth No satan-worshippers we We worship Yog-Sothoth ,eihcra era ew cithog ohT (eihcra) htog era ew eihcra oht ew sreppihsrow-natas oN !htohtoS-goY pihsrow eW