The Fung Brothers - Asians Eat Weird Things lyrics

[Hook: AJ Rafael] So I told her like, "oooooh, baby" I know that it looks crazy, but actually it's tasty I'm talkin' 'bout food, me and my friends eat weird things unlike you Part of my culture, it's just how we do (oooo-oooh) I know that it sounds crazy, but it's okay, I'm Asian! [Verse 1: Andrew Fung aka INGLISH] I'm like "Girl, whatcha eatin' for today?" Put that bread down, let's go and run away 'Cause I'm Asian, I don't know if you could tell I eat a few things Applebee's don't sell Ever had dim sum in the morning light? I know this chicken feet ain't lookin' very nice But if you taste it, I know you'll really like Eat the skin but leave the bones aiighht? Look at me, look at me, eating tripe now Look at you, look at you, this is life now It's fresh, more organic than fast food You could say it looks a lot more natural No, this egg ain't a hundred years old And no, this cabbage ain't got no mold And I was hoping she would have a taste She took one bite and made a face [Hook: AJ Rafael] So I'm talkin' like, "oooooh, baby" You're so amazed by everything that I eat So I told her like "oooooh, baby" I know that it look crazy, but at least I know it's tasty I'm talkin' 'bout food, we got different social norms than you Part of my culture, it's just how we do She said, "I don't like this platter" I'd probably win fear factor! [Verse 2: David Fung aka D-ONE] Yeah, yeah, I said "Girl, whatcha eat during weekdays?" She said "Salad and pasta, each day!" But what about Asian food? You never get the chance 'cause you never date Asian dudes! She said, "I liked the weird stuff growing up, but stopped in high school it wasn't cool enough 'Cause you can't serve blood cubes at prom And stinky tofu just sounds wrong!" Stop pretendin', you don't like it fermented I admit, the smell can be offensive But it tastes so good that you won't need another man Let the flavors take you back to the motherland So I can take you back to my mother, and She can teach you how to cook without bu*ter, and "What do you mean I'm being patriarchal?" "Oh-oh, I mean, I can cook" [Hook: AJ Rafael] So I told her like "oooooh, baby" You'll be amazed by everything that I eat So I told her like "oooooh, baby" I know that it looks crazy, but I'm tellin' you it's tasty It's balut, there's a duck embryo inside, just look No offense to beat it but it's good I told you it looks crazy, but you know that it's so tasty [Bridge: INGLISH and D-ONE] From Manila to Hong Kong Bangkok, Tokyo, Taiwan Seoul, Singapore, Saigon Jakarta, Beijing, there's more Phnom Penh, Kuala Lumpur Eat it up, baby, that's raw Hell no, we ain't eatin' no dogs, the most exotic it gets is frogs [Hook: AJ Rafael] So I told her like "oooooh, baby" It's not amazin' all the things that we eat So I told her like 'oooooh, baby' I know that it looks crazy, but it's probably 'cause we're Asian! I'm talkin' bout food We got different social norms than you Can't change my culture, it's just how we do She told me it looks crazy I said, "It's okay, I'm Asian!" [Outro: AJ Rafael] Yup!