The Fully Sick Rapper - F You, I'm A Ukelele lyrics

I play the Ukulele 'cos it makes me feel taller It's like a guitar But it's heaps, heaps smaller It's cute little sound Just really kinda takes me away I play my Ukulele 'cos it makes me feel better It makes me smile In any kinda weather It's cute little tones Make everything okay (1,2,3,4 yeah!) I'm a Ukulele and I f**in' rock! I'm a little peice of wood But I'll rock off your socks I'm as hard as nails I hang at all the coolest spots, okay I'm a little Ukulele with balls of steel And a rock 'n' roll heart That I know you can feel And this little Ukulele Has got a few words to say f** you! I'm a Ukulele f** you! I'm a Ukulele f** you! I'm a Ukulele f** you! f** you! I'm a Ukulele f** you! I'm a Ukulele f** you! I'm a Ukulele f** you! I'm a little Ukulele and I'll beat you up! I've got the fly-weight belt And the feather-weight cup I'm a boxing, kung-fu, muay thai, ninja champion Say to all you guys Don't you know what's up? And to all you girls I'm gonna knock you up I'm 'a k** the warewolf, alien, monster vampire f** you! I'm a Ukulele f** you! (and you) I'm a Ukulele f** you! (and you) I'm a Ukulele f** you! (and you, and you, and you) f** you! I'm a Ukulele f** you! (and you) I'm a Ukulele f** you! (and you) I'm a Ukulele f** you! (and you, and you, and you) So for all you haters with somethin' to say I'm a little Ukulele from around the way I pop hollow-point caps like, every day So let's dance mother-f**er if you wanna play If you really wanna play Then have a strum The arcanics say you're a cute little melody I've been told I'm the perfect remedy For feeling like your on a beach in Hawaii f** you! I'm a Ukulele f** you! I'm a Ukulele f** you! I'm a Ukulele f** you! I'm a Ukulele I can come across as being pretty agressive And the chords that I play Are simply progressive But deep inside, I'm super-obsessive About what people think of me Am I impresive? Perhaps it is the syndrome of a small man Trying to the best a Ukulele can Always been the smallest member of the band Now I'm showing the world Just how awesome I am f** you! I'm a Ukulele f** you! I'm a Ukulele f** you! I'm a Ukulele f** you! I'm a Ukulele f** you! I'm a Ukulele f** you! I'm a Ukulele f** you! I'm a Ukulele f** you! I'm a Ukulele f** you! I'm a Ukulele f** you! I'm a Ukulele f** you! I'm a Ukulele f** you! I'm a Ukulele ...f** you!