The Fratellis - Boy Scout to the End lyrics

Well I don't wanna be where the bands are I don't wanna hear that chainsaw noise I don't give a damn about your hopes and your dreams Or what the rest of the world enjoys Well I've been chewing razor blades honey I've been chasing meat I've got a salvation army banging on in my head And a bucket of bones at my feet And there's nothing coming easy And there's witches in my bed There's a taste in my mouth that I just can't place And I'm haunted by the things I should have said I'm trying to get better Well I'll be your best friend And I'll kiss goodbye to my evil twin On my word you can depend Boy scout to the end Well I don't wanna see in your windows I don't wanna meet your gold dust friends I don't give a damn about the money in your bank On what your happiness all depends Well I've been s**ing on dead air honey I've been chasing wind I've got a hole in my pocket where the sun don't shine And I'm paranoid that I've been twinned And everything's moving slowly Like a carousel sticking in the mud Everybody's hanging on for one last dance And I'm bringing my one last drug I'm trying to get better I'll be your best friend And I'll kiss goodbye to my evil twin On my word you can depend Boy scout to the end Well I don't wanna be in your phone book Every time you call me, I'll be engaged I don't give a damn if you ever get to know me Or you're horrified and enraged I've been swallowing rusty nails honey I've been breaking teeth I've got a bag full of tricks even I don't believe And I'm a whole different story underneath And I'm sick and tired of being right Ad my heart beats once a day There's a hole in my head where the rain gets in And I'm too old to live any other way I'm trying to get better I'll be your best friend And I'll kiss goodbye to my evil twin On my word you can depend Boy scout to the end Aww no Woo hoo