The Former Fat Boys - Call Me Back (Everybody Plays the Fool) lyrics

Da da da, come on... Hi this is Jessica, I can't get to my phone right now, leave a message and I'll call you back Um, hi Jessica How you doing? This is Ben Just wanted to call up you again To ask you um why you hadn't called me back? And why since we've been dating we ain't done jack? Why we haven't had one real date you ain't cancelled out on What, just to flake? I thought that someone as stupid as you With more b**bs than IQ Could figure out who would care for you But there's other dudes for you to screw And to cling to Can't believe I ever crushed on you f** you! [Hook] Everybody plays the fool, sometime (so much to ask) There's no exception to the rule, listen baby (just call me back) It may be factual it may be cruel (how hard is that) Everybody plays the fool (just call me back) Hey Tiffany remember me I took you out to dinner it's Ben You planning on calling me back... when? I thought you said this weekend we were going to have a real date Got a phone call saying you were out at a lake At a Cub's game with what's his name You told me last night that dick was lame Um, hello, Michelle, I'm just calling you back it's Ben Could you uh explain this to me again? You can't go out with me 'cause your best friend likes me? Can we just be friends? Yeah, not likely Hello and welcome to Moviefone Uh, hey Laura it's Ben I guess you're still not home To see a listing of current movie titles press one I can take a hint, I'll call you back later hun Hello, uh, Stephanie it's Ben Look, I don't ever think we should see each other again Um, never, where do I start? 'Cause you said, "I'm not ready to give you my whole heart" I should hope not! After two dates, you crazy Please, don't call me ever again baby Um, Jacky, I just wanted to call you up To reiterate again we're definitely still broken up And answer your question and hopefully get you off my back Yeah, I cheated on you, I f**ed Corey in the a** (eww) And then I f**ed Chris, I guess you're the fool this time f** you b**h Hey, Scott, dude, what about me kissing you My eyes were closed I meant to kiss Ashley, dude And I just kissed you on the cheek I hoped that was that But what the f** was with you actually kissing me back?! Hey, Jen, I just wanted to call you back and say I had the best time in the world You changed my mind about what to look for in a girl What to look for in the world What to look for and ignore I want more than just curls Hey Britney it's Ben, I just wanted to say that I miss ya If I ever get a chance again I'm going to kiss ya But I won't forget what you did When you hid And when you had that girl Jessica asked if I liked ya I really did Leslie, the Lis, on the Lindsey I got a whole world of girls making fools out of me You better believe Hello, males and females Getting in on on the globe Take my advice do as you're told If someone rather play ya than lay ya You know it's cool Just take my advice and act the fool