The Floor Is Made Of Lava - Happy Monday lyrics

I'd go home but it's friday And thursday's a week away I'll get over it someday Kinda like my granny's got a toupee I fall in love every sunday Cause i forgot to get her number, don't remember her name She'll make my day on a monday And i'll be happy that i left when she told me to stay I go to work in the weekends It's the only time of the week i don't sleep in I'd make out but it's pay day And i haven't had enough to get laid She'll get over it someday Cause she said: "does your wife know you're gay!!" I'll call her up on a sunday You know, the number in my phone book that doesn't have a name We'll do and don't until monday And i'll be happy cause she left when i told her to stay I go to work in the weekends It's the only time of the week i don't sleep in I work hard... I go to work in the weekends It's the only time of the week i don't sleep in