The Fight - Mommy's Little Soldier lyrics

Look at the state of him He's such a little scruff He can't be arsed with homework Cause he's had enough He always turns up late And he doesn't give a damn But when he comes back home He's mommy's little lamb He's mommy's little soldier And he really is the pits He gets worse as he gets older He really gives me the fits He's mommy's little soldier And he never gets the blame Always getting bolder Mom loves him just the same He can't cross the road Without causing a big scene He's always really gobby And never ever clean He's learning the guitar And he never plays it right But when I try to teach him It ends up in a fight He's mommy's little soldier And he really is the pits He gets worse as he gets older He really gives me the fits He's mommy's little soldier And he never gets the blame Always getting bolder Mom loves him just the same Cause he's a little soldier Yeah he's a little soldier He spikes his hair in school So his teachers call him Sid They keep him after lessons Cause he's a vicious kid He's mommy's little soldier And he really is the pits He gets worse as he gets older He really gives me the fits He's mommy's little soldier And he never gets the blame Always getting bolder Mom loves him just the same He's mommy's little soldier And he really is the pits He gets worse as he gets older He really gives me the fits