The Diagram Brothers - Seals / Furcoats lyrics

Baby seals on a beach It's the job that I do They just stare into space As I give them a knock Big fur coats on a rail Are the things that I sell And they look really nice Only two thousand pounds Well I used to do fish But the fish all ran out So I had to change jobs And so now I do seals Oh I must have that coat For the party next week Oh it's simple divine What the neighbours will say It's the job that I do are the things that I sell It's the job that I do are the things that I sell