The Dead Milkmen - Instant Club Hit lyrics

You'll dance to anything You'll dance to anything You'll dance to anything You'll dance to anything Oh, baby, look at you Don't you look like Siouxsie Sioux How long'd it take to get that way? What a terrible waste of energy You wear black clothes say you're poetic The sad truth is you're just pathetic Get into the groove just get out of my way I came here to drink not to get laid So, "Why don't you just go on home?" Cause if you want to moan you'll have to moan alone You'll dance to anything You'll dance to anything Don't try to tell me that you're an intellectual Cause you're just another boring bi-s**ual I met Andy Warhol at a really chic party Blow it out your hairdo cause you work at Hardees 80 pounds of make up on your art school skin 80 points of I.Q. located within' Know what you are? You're a bunch of Artf*gs, Artf*gs, Artf*gs, Artf*gs Choke on this you dance-a-teria types You'll dance to anything by The Communards You'll dance to anything by Book of Love You'll dance to anything by The Smiths You'll dance to anything by Depeche Commode You'll dance to anything by Public Image Limited You'll dance to anything by Naked Truth You'll dance to anything by any bunch of stupid Europeans Who come over here with their big hairdos Intent on taking our money instead of giving your cash Where it belongs, to a decent American artist like myself! You'll dance to anything!