The DC3 - Don't Legalise It lyrics

Pick some random plant and seed it Knead it crush it flush it drain it Liquefy it tumble-dry it Bake it break it flake it strain it Aim a flame under the strain Breathe it til you cry You'll have diarrhea for a week But you never know, you might get high Proof that mankind has evolved It's not the catch it's in the chase The mental rigor used to solve Some new way to get off your face Don't legalise it How can we fulfill our need Don't legalise it For pointless ingenuity Don't legalise it Just make it every day Don't legalise it You'll take away its whole cachet All aboard for Obvious Town Next stop after boy meets girl Here's the place for everyone Who thinks they're being original From Melbourne Grammar trust fund wa*kers To Hunter S and Lou Reed Everybody's gone there And now I'm ashamed that includes me Legalise it and you take away the inspiration From every self-proclaimed artist with no imagination Don't legalise it Where would be the fun Don't legalise it How else would we all shock our mums Don't legalise it Wow the whole idea's humbug Don't legalise it What? Are you on d**?