The DC3 - FID lyrics

F, F, FID F, F, FID F, F, FID F, F, FID F, F, FID F, F, FID F, F, FID F, F, FID F, F, FID F, F, FID F, F, FID F, F, FID F, F, FID F, F, FID F, F, FID F, F, FID F, F, FID What's going on? This bright white light hits me Choirs of angels at the foot of my bed And Bruce McAvaney no longer sh**s me Only one explanation: f**. I'm dead. I don't hate reality TV Nothing seems strange about Nicole Kidman's head I've stopped feeling suicidal Oh. I see. I'm dead f** I'm dead, f** I'm dead! But I've just been swine flu inoculated! f** I'm dead, f** I'm dead! But I've got 6 months sick leave accumulated! f** I'm dead, f** I'm dead! But I've been on the MCC membership waiting list for like thirty years And they reckon it's gonna come in the mail this week and... f**. I'm dead. f**! f**! f**! f**! f**! f**! f**! f**! f**! f**! f**, f**, f** I'm dead! F, F, FID F, F, FID f**, sh**, poo, wee, arse, b**h f**, f**, f** I'm dead! F, F, FID F, F, FID f** I'm dead, f** I'm dead, f** I'm dead, f** I'm dead! f** I'm dead, f** I'm dead, f** I'm dead, f** I'm dead! f** I'm dead! What's going on! I was an unacknowledged genius all along That's what this morning's paper said And Triple J is playing this song Now I know somethings wrong When I'm 65 and I finally retire Gonna cash in all those frequent fliers Do whatever my heart desires Or just sit with a good book in front of the fire All that saving for a rainy day All that locking my soul away Will finally pay live life my way Hang on, f** I'm dead, f** I'm dead, f** I'm dead, f** I'm dead! f** I'm dead, f** I'm dead, f** I'm dead, f** I'm dead! f** I'm dead, f** I'm dead! But like I haven't put the wheelie bins back in the shed f** I'm dead, f** I'm dead! Yeah but I was about to go out for the milk and bread f** I'm dead, f** I'm dead! My wife doesn't know how much we're in the red f** I'm dead, f** I'm dead! You leave Keith Richards, Take me instead f** I'm dead, f** I'm dead! I'm too s**y for my coffin like Right Said Fred f** I'm dead, f** I'm dead! I believed in Karma, was I misled? f** I'm dead, f** I'm dead! We got a new coach, new players, we've had a great pre-season and after a lifetime of total disappointment this could be our year and...f** f**! f**! f**! f**! f**! f**! Drat! Drat! Shucks! Shucks! Crap! Crap! Yuck! Yuck! f** I'm dead! F, F, FID F, F, FID Golly! Golly! Wow! Wow! Holy! Holy! Cow! Cow! Jeepers! Jeepers! Creepers! Creepers! Hells Bells! f** I'm Dead F, F, FID F, F, FID f** I'm dead, f** I'm dead, f** I'm dead, f** I'm dead! f** I'm dead, f** I'm dead, f** I'm dead, f** I'm dead!