The Dashboard Saviors - Cabaret College lyrics

Well when I graduate from the cabaret college When they hand me my diploma I will acknowledge Time spent listening to late night lectures Time spent learning rule and exceptions Time spent waking to the same nagging questions Who are you and what are you doing here? When my finger do fall off and you get me a job With your daddy's company, hell no they don't hire slobs If you think it's easy working days, playing nights If you think I'm being cynical, well yeah, you're probably right Its embarra**ing when your main concern is who's playing tonight The reggae band out here, they're the best! One thing I learned from it and a lesson hard taught Worship some people long enough they'll start believing they're god And when I graduate from the cabaret college (3x) I'll pick up my diploma myself.