The Darkness - One Way Ticket lyrics

*snorting* It was a dusty old night And I'm the first to admit it I'm sure I upset someone But my memory has chosen to omit it A tiny voice was telling me I really should cool it Chewing my face off Talking absolute rubbish The first line hit me like a kick in the face Thought I better have another one just in case Next thing I knew my heart was under attack Bought a one way ticket to hell....And Back One way ticket to hell and back Bought a one way ticket to hell and back One way ticket to hell and back Bought a one way ticket to hell and back I've always tried to keep my vices under wraps But a coach load of mutes would appear talkative chaps They seemed fit to join me for a couple of hits But now my septum is in tatters And I've still got the runs It burned for a moment then it kicked like a mule The strangers all included thought it was rocket fuel Several ma**ive choking lines of glorious gak Bought a one way ticket to hell...And back! One way ticket to hell and back Bought a one way ticket to hell and back One way ticket to hell and back Bought a one way ticket to hell and back (Sitar/effects) Stick it up your f**ing nose! Woohoo! (Solo) Holy coke, repeating myself, except I'm getting slightly louder Pausing just long enough to snort that white powder Wheels came off but I'm still on track Bought a one way ticket to hell...And back! One way ticket to hell and back(yeah) Bought a one way ticket to hell and back(ooh yeah) One way ticket to hell and back, Bought a one way ticket to hell (oooh yeaah) One way ticket to hell and back(woo!) Bought a one way ticket to hell and back One way ticket to hell and back, Bought a one way ticket to hell...