The Darkness - Mudslide lyrics

This ain't no double entendre This ain't no euphemism This is real life I'm describing a natural disaster Mudflow Land ma** Shifting beneath our feet Houses Floating on down the street Debris, wreck and ruin bubbling along like bu*ter would not melt Deluge neverending and the rain drops never cease to pelt Mudslide It's hard to see the upside of a mudslide I simply can't abide this deadly mudslide Way down deep inside I hate you, mudslide Mudslide Neighbours Thus far I have managed to avoid Flounder As they're drawn deep down into the watery void Gestriculating wildly, but it's awkward so I wave ta-ta The distant cries of anguish play havoc with my cha-cha Mudslide It's hard to see the upside of a mudslide I simply can't abide this deadly mudslide Way down deep inside I hate you, mudslide Mudslide Somewhere under the mudflow way down low There lies my dear beloved gazebo Mudslide It's hard to see the upside of a mudslide I simply can't abide this deadly mudslide Way down deep inside I hate you, mudslide You know what this is? It's a fookin' mudslide