The Darkness - Uniball lyrics

His counterpart was hacked out by a scalpel-happy physician Uniball just moved into the central position He’d grown so big there simply was not room enough in the sack Sometimes a tiny part of me longs to have my old friend back Uniball, rolling away Left you alone, alone you will stay Uniball, loading the gun Solitary but there can be but one Uniball The odds were stacked against him He could have surrendered meekly But Uniball still runs the baby factory uniquely Single handedly he toils from nightfall to the crack Sometimes a tiny part of me longs to have my old friend back Ba**! Uniball, rolling away Left you alone, alone you will stay Uniball, loading the gun Solitary but there can be but one Uniball Why Uniball, have you forsaken me? Left me alone here in this fleshy prison