The Darkness - Stampede Of Love lyrics

You walked in and the ground shook I can’t believe how much food you took You looked at me with those hungry eyes You were eyeing up my fries To the naked eye you’re a perfect sphere Stomach bulging out to here I don’t know if my heart can last I ain’t ever had a love this vast Feeding time You take more than you need Feeding time Prepare for the stampede of love You’re overweight, beautiful as well You wear your house like a tortoise shell I can’t wait to see you again We’ll have to hire in a crane I saw you on the beach today You looked quite thin but you were just far away Feeding time You take more than you need Feeding time Prepare for the stampede of love When two planets collide We will never divide Stampede of love Across the sand on a donkey ride Great fun ’til the donkey died