The Drugs - Bargains Bazaar lyrics

Coloured contact lenses, computer desk Corner coffee table, credenza white laminate Uni desk, three draws, timber, desk; large Double bed ensemble with foam mattress! This is Bargains Bazaar A thrifty life in the cla**ifieds Search for a deal in the newspaper Bargains Bazaar Hey! Kids! Where ever you get it Metal walking frame, brand new alarm clock Professional bar, fridge; very good condition Beach umbrella, bicycle; mens, ten speed Black and Decker electric whipper snipper! Dressing table; large, mirror, six drawers executive desk With chairs and arms; black, in good condition Filing cabinet; steel, four drawers, plain black Metal fridge; Westinghouse, gla** coffee table! This is Bargains Bazaar A thrifty life in the cla**ifieds Search for a deal in the newspaper Bargains Bazaar Hey! Kids! Where ever you get it Ladies' push bikes, laundry sinks Laundry tubs, lounge; two seater Microwave oven, mower; Victa Mowers Villiers' outdoor table, Pentium 120 Rocking horse kits! It has come to my attention that you can do all of this on the Internet! Then you won't k** as many trees! SHOP! SHOP! Ladies and gentlemen, you may remember me from such Drugs albums as Music's in Trouble and... this one. The Drugs have asked me to explain that this song, "k** a Mormon", is in fact meant to be hyperbole. Murder is wrong. If however, you see a Mormon, you should certainly slap the c*nt!