The Constructus Corporation - Mommy and Daddy lyrics

And the boing and the boing and the boing and the boing and the boing. You've been told many wonderful stories. But the story I am going to tell you now, is the most wonderful of all. The story of how mommy and I join the eggs of people and of animals and then together with the animals love each other very much. But daddy, how does the father do this? Well son, you've probably seen mommy and animals doing this. And even doing this. Big animals, like horses. Why? Was mommy sick? Yes. Why? Look at the pictures. You know that daddy has got a little penis. Yes. How long does it... No, no, no, no. You didn't understand. Why? Well, you know that mommy and daddy love each other very much, don't you? Yes. Well, when mommy and daddy are feeling very loving towards each other, daddy puts his penis into mommy's... Oh George, stop here! Look again at the pictures. Do you see a big animal inside mother? Yes, daddy.