The Chicharones - Guys Like Me lyrics

[Intro] Ooh, ahs, she touched my heart [Verse 1] At first sight you made my jaw drop, my heart skip a beat I thought I could fall in love but she won't speak to me I guess you think you're better, huh? Oh yeah I get it Let me exit, sorry, didn't mean to offend you with my presence Tentatively on the road to be the highest man rejected (As predicted) I'mma deal with nothing, sick of women fronting F it, I'mma let it be and get my head in the right direction Instead of chasing women that's out of my league And focus on getting me better yo Made a simple mistake by thinking this girl would be cool She ? everyone's all the other girls they need too Now I'm feeling embarra**ed, now it's apparent what my eyes couldn't see That girls like her don't like guys like me [Verse 2] I'm a virus in your Friendster, I'm a Pentium freak That's why chatroom chicks don't like guys like me Hitting hard parties head banging Judas Priest Uber art star girls want me out of this piece Well I never made the team but when I did I rode the bench Go up to your house just to practice my French ”Ou est la salle de bains, la toilette? Quelle ? merci” That's why foreign speaking women don't like guys like me I read books and cook, I don't hook up cause of looks Got a hook nose, one elf ear, and a sneer when I pose I don't like cheap sentiment, not into doing flowers But I will work my magic, wash your back up in these showers You aren't subject to my power cause you only see the surface You don't dip into the workers cause you know it makes you nervous So you shallow dive in still waters and still it comes from the Same source that runs into your suns and daughters You're a strange dame, see I gotta be honest and maintain In the first place, I don't skirt-chase or play games for gain Can't get it through my brain why it might be That girls like you don't like guys like me [Verse 4] I come up to your chest if you're six foot three Tall girls like that don't like guys like me She thinks it is so nineties to be an MC Hip girls like her don't get guys like me Oh you're a rapper? You ain't on MTV Teenage girls don't like guys like me When it's time to pay for dinner, I slip out like the breeze That's why little Miss Rich don't like pricks like me [Verse 5] Beneath every tragedy a miracle lies Now all of a sudden they got a thing for this little really cool guy I know that I believe in miracles But the data don't add up, matter fact it seems criminal Cause just the other day you were laughing (laughing) I guess I wasn't anything to brag with (brag with) It used to be that I was always dragging (dragging) But now I'm pulling birds fit for bragging The summer dress pop with it co*k locked did it, spied her sitting by herself And sending fire (heat) admire (me) I'm gonna try to bring it thinking something's finally changed In the end I got the girl but it felt kinda strange like me Feel like caught between ? so grimy Got myself a stalker, but she can't find me Oh you get to travel the rail, the world for free? And now girls like her like guys like me I been into loving you the days since pre-puberty Now even the waitress says I got a cute ID Now I'm getting napkin notes that say please write me That's why girls like you do like guys like me Funny isn't it? Ha ha, who's laughing now?