The Chap - The Health of Nations lyrics

Doctor Birch came round the house, Took one long look, then grounded me and said "You didn't take to heart what Doctor Smith Said" "You didn't take to heart what Doctor Smith Said" Doctor Smith, Doctor Doctor Smith, in a nutshell, Talked rent and trade, commodities and price, I always fell asleep during his lecture, I always fell asleep during his lecture, Doctor Smith, Doctor Doctor Birch, Doctor Now Doctor Birch comes round the house, With frightening regularity, I remain grounded, couch-bound, I think I always will Always will, always Always will, always