The Celibate Rifles - Happy House lyrics

Here in my Happy House our lives are plasticine The world is this exciting place where No-one's ever been And we are individuals and everything's the same No point in asking questions, there's No-one to explain Welcome to my Happy House Welcome to my Happy House Welcome to my Happy House Welcome to my Happy House All the girls are Barbie, and all the boys are Ken Except for Jill and Jason, but we don't talk to them If someone gets unhappy then they just disappear We find problems so distasteful, we've no use for Them 'round here Welcome to my Happy House Welcome to my Happy House Welcome to my Happy House Welcome to my Happy House Sometimes I'm so happy, it takes away my breath Sometimes I'm so happy, it scares me half to d**h We prosper here in happy world and We work hard until We go home and drink our happy drinks and Take our happy pills With other happy couples living in Their Happy House We like to know that their house is Not happier than ours Welcome to my Happy House Welcome to my Happy House Welcome to my Happy House Welcome to my Happy House