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The cast of Crazy-Ex Girlfriend - Cold Showers lyrics

[Rebecca Bunch, singing]
There's nothing I love more in life
Than a scalding hot shower
It's the symbol of human dignity
That separates us from the chimps

Helps you scrub off the sleep and scrub on the day
Or scrub off the day, and scrub on the sleep
Don't know if you're morning or night shower people
Whatever floats your boat
But where are your toddlers gonna float their boats
If all you have is cold H2O?
That's two parts hydrogen, one part oxygen
And zero parts justice

[Paula, singing]
Now I know you're thinking
“What are you talking about?
Go away, this is private property”€

[Darryl, singing]
Well, before we leave, ladies and gents
Allow me to set the scene: ima

[Guy]
Yeah, I don't live here

[Paula, talking]
Oh

[Rebecca, singing]
Imagine your kids
Taking a shower before they go to school
They douse their skin with ice cold water
A huge shock to their little systems
At first it's downright unpleasant, but then
It gets them wired in a way they've never felt
And they think to themselves: “That shower felt great, Maybe I'll try cocaine”€

So your son's on coke, your daughter's pregnant
And your husband's probably having an affair, apocalypse
Just like the movie I Am Legend
But not like that at all

No hot water
Which means cold showers
Next thing you know, your kids will be on crack

[Darryl]
No hot water

[Paula]
Which means cold showers

[Rebecca]
Which everyone knows is the gateway drug to crack
Crack, crack, crack

[Chorus]
Crack, crack, crack, crack

[Rebecca, talking]
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Now, it's not just about the hot water, folks

[Chorus]
Crack, crack, crack, crack

[Rebecca, talking]
If this landlord isn't taking one measly hour
Out of his day to fix your showers
Then what's this scumbag doing with all your hard earned cash?
He's taking it and blowing it

[Chorus]
Crack, crack, crack, crack

[Rebecca, talking]
In a hand of Pai Gow at the Indian casino

[Chorus]
(gasp) Crack, crack, crack

[Rebecca, talking]
He's fat-catting it at fancy restaurants like The Olive Garden

[Chorus]
(gasp) Crack, crack, crack, crack

[Rebecca, talking]
And Red Lobster

[Chorus]
(Big Gasp) oh!

[Rebecca, singing]
Gasp is right
That's gasp with an uppercase G€
That ends with a P€ the first letter in pool

[Chorus]
No hot water

[Paula]
No hot water

[Chorus]
Which means cold showers

[Rebecca]
Next thing you know Your kids will be on crack

[Chorus]
This makes sense

No hot water
Means cold, cold showers
And cold showers are the gateway drug
To crack

[Rebecca]
Cold water is drugs

[Chorus]
Yeah!

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