The Cast of Bat Boy the Musical - Ugly Boy lyrics

[SHELLEY] Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! shutupshutupshutupshutup! Such an ugly boy... [MEREDITH] He's just different. [SHELLEY] Like a stinky bony rat. [MEREDITH] Well, you wanted to keep him. [SHELLEY] I didn't know he'd look like THAT! [MEREDITH] Shelley! [SHELLEY] Well, look at him! [MEREDITH] Oh my, it's going to be quite a storm. [SHELLEY] Stupid starving freak. [MEREDITH] Shelley, that's not nice. [SHELLEY] Doesn't have the sense to eat. [MEREDITH] We just haven't figured out what he needs. [SHELLEY] Dropping dead right at my feet. [MEREDITH] Shelley! [SHELLEY] Just look at him... [MEREDITH] He's just... tired. [SHELLEY] That's my mom. See, she cries ev'ry time a stray dog dies. [MEREDITH] Well, I feel bad for them. [SHELLEY] No one calls. [MEREDITH] Sure they call… [SHELLEY] No one claims. [MEREDITH] Sometimes… [SHELLEY] So we put them down and never learn their names... [MEREDITH] Well, we can name him, sweetheart. What would you like to call him? [SHELLEY] Bat Boy. [MEREDITH] Or maybe... Edgar. Ed-gar! [BAT BOY] Gggnnnnnnwwgwooo? [MEREDITH] Look! He likes that name! Edgar it is! [SHELLEY] Such an ugly boy. [MEREDITH] I'll try to make him something to eat. [SHELLEY] Guess we can't just turn him loose. [MEREDITH] Stay away from the cage. [SHELLEY] I'm afraid he'll reproduce.