The Boxmasters - I'm Watchin' The Game lyrics

Stop telling me stuff, quit asking me sh** Can't you see I'm watching the game I've had just about enough, I'm going to pinch a fit If the Cardinals lose you'll be the one to blame Stop rubbing my chest, stay off of my chair For Pete's sake, it's only for two hours The damn game's a mess, and this ump ain't fair Why don't you go out and pick me some flowers You know how I hate those f**ing Cubs I've told you at least a thousand times Right now, I can't give you no damn back rub With two out and two on in the ninth Later on you can drive me insane But right now, I'm watching the game Stop telling me stuff, quit asking me sh** Can't you see I'm watching the game I've had just about enough, I'm going to pinch a fit If the Cards lose you'll be the one to blame If we lose, this house will be a dark place For at least a week or ten days Right now, my mind is just on third base And that ba*tard that was traded from the A's Later on you can drive me insane But right now, I'm watching the game Right now, I'm watching the damn game