The Bonzo Dog Doo-Dah Band - Mr. Slater's Parrot lyrics

(V. Stanshall) Hello, and how did you find yourself this morning? Well, I just rolled back the sheets, and there I was When Mr. Slater's parrot says, "Hello!" A geezer likes to get one on the go We hope to hear him swear We love to hear him squeak We like to see him biting fingers in his horny beak Sometimes he wants to whistle through his nose Whilst picking up a peanut with his toes If Johnny Morris had him on his show You'd hear the Fuhrer's favorite say, "HELLO!" Hello... Hello...