The Beautiful South - The Mediterranean lyrics

Little seas can be big seas To the wrong or long of sights But the Mediterranean Looks like aspirin tonight The Doctor told me the chemist He had nothing for my plights But the Mediterranean Looks like aspirin tonight This ocean puts in motion All our wildest Crusoe thoughts Turns brain to Kontiki When it's always been left in port I'd rather be cemented In deep blue building site 'Cause d** can get you higher But my chosen drug tonight Is the reliable Mediterranean Is the reliable Mediterranean Is my chosen my chosen drug tonight Little voyage can be big voyage If you sail in the middle of night But the Mediterranean Needs the compa** tonight It gives cheap thrills to the seagulls Life to lifes little kites But the Mediterranean Is my aspirin tonight This ocean puts in motion All our wildest Crusoe thoughts Turns brain to Kontiki When it's always been left in port I'd rather be cemented In deep blue building site 'Cause d** can get you higher But my chosen drug tonight Is the reliable Mediterranean Is the reliable Mediterranean Is my chosen my chosen drug tonight I'd rather be cemented In deep blue building site 'Cause d** can get you higher But my chosen drug tonight Is the reliable Mediterranean Is the reliable Mediterranean Is my chosen my chosen drug tonight