The Beatnuts - Story 2000 lyrics

Hey Fellaz!! (yeah!) Can I get a soul clap?? (yeah) Hey ladies!! (yeah) Can I slap that lower back??(yeah) Let the beat drop!! (bout this shorty I met.. couple of days ago and sh**..) Hey yo shorty's off tha bar hook.. Shakin that a**.. She don't mind if we all look It's all good Oh yeah mommy let me holla at ya Wanna strip Throw a dolla at ya Honey dip was a thug b**h from Bucktown Lookin like she needed a good f**kdown I was like damn momma you like ecstasy Like James Brown I wanna get in to it like a s** machine I said yeah I'm feelin everything you do She said.."oh yeah ain't you that kid from the yuuuuuu!!!" I said yeah!! As I bit my lips Hypnotized as my eyes focused on her tits I was like by the way Whats your name??(she says)Mary Chacohn She knew I was a dog that liked to bury the dong(the bone) Well thats cool, Just like I knew she was a BK hoe That was only down for a TKO AKA Blazy I tried to touch her a** She was like "sh**!! the least you could do is say please!") I said heres my map, and the flyer wheres my shows at She tried to get me back for touchin her a** and squeezed the bozak I was like WHOA!!momma I caught the steel wood, But she whispered in my ear Poppy that feels good She asked Can I have it tonight?? Yeah before 11, She was like For sure my n***a round 7 (6:59)Brrrrrriiinnnggg!!!!! So she gave me call around 7:00 She said Patrick I really need some of your co*k!! I'm crazy horny I wanna ride the pony! I told her I gotta long solami and thats no bologna. So she came to my crib started my mind in the penis I told her before I bust mommy bahapelogenis I had her coochy juicy She had my head gooey When I pulled out my chewbacha dick she said CHeeeeeewwwwwwyyyyy!!! Thats all you heard when I pushed it (yaaaaayyyy) The phsycho's no joke and Thats no bullsh** I made her come Like niagra falls Bam! Bam! Bam! With my viagra balls Its like that baby She scratched my back crazy Who stroked that a** to sleep My n***a Pat Blazy She said (snoring oy oy oy) (pitfight pitfight) (from the back)(saga continues)(sleep with me)(bring them belts right here) This was a true story, but the names have been changed to protect the innocent (Patrick Blazy) (chickens down here ya know)(yellow claw)(yeah now I ain't playin with y'all come on now my n***a Pat Blazy(big swinger)no good)(Fly away)