The Beards - It Only Takes a Fortnight To Grow a Decent Beard lyrics

It takes a lot of heart ache before you know that women come, and women go It can take months and it can take years It can take pain and it can take tears It takes a lot of money to win a girls heart And then once you got it, she tears yours apart Took half my life before I knew That I would never get over you. Chorus It only takes a fortnight to grow a decent beard You can grow a beard 26 times in just a single year It only takes a fortnight, and you know what else is true I could grow 390 beards before I'm over you Ba bada ba... It takes 2000 volts to power the electric chair It takes 4000 gallons of fuel to get a jet plane in the air It took 62 million lives to end the second world war and 20 million lives to end the one that came before. Chorus